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Moose Demotivational Poster

SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango?

TAGS: scary moose fandango
Rating: 3.43/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is why im never going to canada
Ronski - September 6, 2009, 9:21 pm
Full of WIN!!!
omnia - September 6, 2009, 4:57 pm
omg: the devil f***ed a moose. dave grohl is a weird guy(if you don't get that one: watch tenacious D in the pick of destiny, it's awsome)
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:42 am
I'm telling Sean because he thought what I wrote were the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:28 am
Gabe... FTWhatever!
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:21 am
The actual lyrics are "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:19 am
I was out of the american education system before inkwells were.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am
*doobt (Canadian spelling)
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am
Thanks to your floundering educational system, no doubt.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:59 am
In american english, than = that.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Waiiiiiiiit..... is this anti-canadian? d***, than Mike Meyers!
Sean - September 5, 2009, 12:54 am
Spoof? No I'm pretty sure those are the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:47 am
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Its a spoof of the song Bohemian Rhapsody.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:28 am
Shouldn't have followed it up, Random.... that'd be priceless on it's own.
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am
Well that comment failed
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am
BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 12:17 am
HA! This is great. It goes perfectly with mine. http://www.motifake.com/beelzebub-devil-religion-beelzebub-demotivational-poster-44982.html
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am


WARNING - moose can telepathically destroy your car

TAGS: moose car destroy
Rating: 4.64/5

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Jackl - December 3, 2010, 12:14 pm
One Moose , two meese , three meeses is the commonally accepted usage
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:45 am
I thought the plural was Mice....and does that Moose have a mohawk?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:08 pm
Plural is meeses. 5L

PALIN! - Beware the vengeance of the stealth moose!

TAGS: doris moose sarah palin funny animal
Rating: 2.71/5

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Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:13 pm
And stop going around tasting other people's spittle. It's unbecoming.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:12 pm
C'mon Hmmm, take the hate to Politifake. That's what it's there for.
Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:46 am
You're just going to cause a bunch of irrational liberals to turn red and choke to death on their own c*ck-flavored spittle with this sort of thing. Maybe that was the point.


TAGS: land of ice and the moose
Rating: 4.75/5

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CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:47 pm
LMFAO! way to true! especially the sled/car one
TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Mostly true and nothing to be ashamed of. Except the cottage comment, many of us go north toward the land of the midnight sun where men are men and moose are nervous!
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 7:58 am

5L ice....but its sooooo on. lol

Fooling -

TAGS: mcdonalds moose fooling seriously
Rating: 4.56/5

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JesusWept - December 20, 2014, 12:29 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - December 20, 2014, 12:27 pm
You tell me. Evidently that ph**o is from Canada ;) Thanks for the vote!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:38 am
Canuks, go figure. Bullwinkle got kicks
MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 12:26 am
An obvious 5L case of animal abuse! What kind of sick bastrad makes a moose wear striped knee highs?
Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:27 pm
Really. Yellow antlers on a McMoose ! 5'd.


TAGS: saskatoon moose
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 3:41 pm

Wyoming conversation at a chili feed: "Is this antelope?" "No, elk...that one's antelope...the one over there is moose. I think there might be beef around here somewhere."


INVICIBLE MOOSE - Obviously hasn't met Powergirl yet.

Going Green -

TAGS: green moose
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 7, 2016, 11:04 am
HAHAHAHA! Welcome back, Ashy! ^!


TAGS: moose eielson afb alaska
Rating: 4.07/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
But the moose was on loan from the RCAF and we'd like to have her back now, thank you very much.
Airman - April 22, 2011, 2:37 pm
No.. USAF.. this was at Eielson AFB near Fairbanks Alaska
fatelvis - April 21, 2011, 10:07 pm
justme - April 21, 2011, 12:48 pm
i think he is going to win...

Male Of The Species -

moose tracks -

TAGS: moose tracks ice cream mouse crap
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:54 am
Exactly! Exactly! Why am I the only who thinks this?!? There's people who'll believe the moon landing is fake, but moose crap in your ice cream? Oh, no! I see this flavor, and all I think of is the opening of Northern Exposure. Not good.
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:26 pm
Moosepoop on a stick anyone?

Welcome to America -

TAGS: skedaddle bounce vamoose ondalay jet
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:53 am

LOL...nailed it

Field & Streams (Oh Canada!) -

TAGS: moose parade on a bridge
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - May 2, 2014, 11:29 am
I live near a city named "Manitowoc" which has nothing to do with anything.
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:25 am
Sorry...1000s of THEM not me. You guys may never fully understand how lucky you are that it was indeed just a typo...muhaha!
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:22 am
So the government finally placed large culverts that run under the highway and dammit the little buggers figured it out and now a lot less casualities. Actually the spring event happens soon usually Mother's day. Great outing for mom's special day!
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:18 am
They also did something similar here in Manitoba. Every spring the garter snakes crawl out of the Narcius(?) pits and head out. But there are 1000s of me and they were getting shmooshed so badly on the nearby highway that cars lose traction and crash.

Snitches Deserve Stitches -

TAGS: mr moose
Rating: 4.86/5

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Ehh? -

TAGS: moose car wreck
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - March 14, 2014, 5:43 pm
Heh...Now I have to watch "Holy Grail" again! Thank5!

AFTER THE CHECKERED FLAG - Milburt casually makes the traditional Victory Lap around the pool before heading to the Winner's Circle

TAGS: winning moose nascar parody
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - May 21, 2012, 6:10 pm
TheSanityInspector - May 19, 2012, 10:54 am
Great ph**o!

SOMETIMES ONE HAS TO - Take A Quick Glimpse At The Bright Side. Before They Decide They Like It.


TAGS: canadian moose or meese eh lol
Rating: 3.19/5

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Cubby Fan - September 14, 2009, 7:44 am
In Canada, you can get nit milk in bags.
culos - September 11, 2009, 5:51 pm
If you can find a bucket that's small enough...
MO - September 10, 2009, 9:21 am
Can you milk a nit?
Cubbyfan - September 10, 2009, 8:07 am
Not to pic nits, but the plural of Moose is Moose, btw that isn't a Canadian Moose, that is a Canadian Mouse our Moose are much bigger :)

AH MAN!! - The market went down again!!

TAGS: moose
Rating: 2.8/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 22, 2011, 6:37 pm
Moose-ed hav3 been the corrupt politician


Break -

TAGS: tree moose bananas break
Rating: 4.9/5

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JesusWept - October 25, 2015, 12:47 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - October 25, 2015, 12:29 pm
Pity the poor fireman that has to carry that moose down from there! Bahaha...5L'd it jesus!